1)I didn't have a ticket, so Gene was going to talk to todd trainer about squeezing me into the sold out river boat show, but some guy saw me sitting, forlorn and gave me his extra one.

2)If you weren't standing in absolutely the very front of the crowd,you could only catch occasional glimpses of the band.

3)When ordering a shot of whisky from the on boat bar,the bartender would actually give you two- hence the hazy recollection.

4)The girls were much finer then the show the night before where the tickets were only seven dollars as opposed to eighteen for the river show, further confirming my 'money-breeds-beauty' theory.

5)When I got to meet the band, pre show, i saw myself as a star struck bitch.

6)The band absolutely kicked ass over any time I've seen them before.

7)Wakeman made me crash my bike several times, post show.

8)I love Shellac, I loved Rapeman, I loved Big Black.

9)The Mississippi is a wondrous place to see live music on top of.

10)My body's covered in scabs and bruises.

-Steve Smith