Stolen Donkelope, Stolen Surly 1x1

I hate posting these because they are bikes that belong to friends of mine. Sascha the German's son had his tricked Surly 1x1 stolen from a garage iin Uptown. 16" frame, black, silver Thomson post & stem, silver Paul Comp brakes. No photo at this time.
Kaveh's one of kind Donkelope SS CX bike. Picture attached.
BIKE THIEVES MUST DIE!
Handsomes

<i>UPDATE: the Speedy Devil has been recovered; big thanks to Roger/Kitsune Cycles. Please keep an eye out for the XOXO. It's one of a kind.</i>
Last night the Handsome office was broken into. 2 bikes were stolen. A new 2012 XOXO and a personal SPEEDY Devil.
The XOXO is easy to spot as NO ONE else in the world has one. It has a NuVinci rear hub, a ton of Velo Orange parts and a one of a kind custom made Handsome quill stem with an H engraved into the faceplate.
The Speedy is my (Ben) personal bike. It is the first proto-type we made, and I am absolutely crushed that it is gone. Has a Thomson seatpost and stem, Paul Components brakes, levers and cranks, Civia bar, and Fyxation grips and seat.
WE WANT THESE BACK AND ARE PLACING A BOUNTY ON THE HEADS OF THE FUCKERS WHO TOOK THEM. YOU GET US OUR BIKES BACK AND WE WILL GIVE YOU A CUSTOM HANDSOME COMPLETE OF YOUR CHOICE.
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