This is your first notice:
THE USED BIKE SALE & BIKE SWAP MEET is coming up at ONE ON ONE BICYCLE STUDIO, Sunday, 20 May. We will be selling over 100 fine pre-owned cycles that deserve your ass on their saddles. We will also be selling a bunch of crap. You should, too. Tables are availabe for $15 dollars. Admission is FREE!
There will be loud rock-n-roll, loud noises, and I imagine a derby. It's Art-A-Whirl weekend, too, so there should be plenty of freaks on bikes.
Just get on with it.