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Fruita Fat Tire Fest

Posted March 29, 2004 @ 6:06am | by Hurl

Ok all you cowboys... it's exactly one month until the 9th Annual Fruita Fat Tire Fest. I recommend you start planning accordingly. The usual gang of idiots should be on hand, and as usual, New Belgium Brewery will be providing a fair share of the inebriants...New for '04 is live bands on both Friday and Saturday nights. The trails are already in primo shape, according to reports from one of the Retarded Dingoes, and the new Fruita Guidebook will be available soon. All of this is just a precursor to next years 10th Anniversary Festival, when it is rumoured, though not confirmed, that Hank III will be playin' some fine honky skronk on yer' head. But currently, back in Minneapplepuss, it's a frosty 41 degrees, and I reckon it's about to rain. Again. So it's off to Kenwood Cyclery in search of a beater road fork for yet another fixie project, then on to the post office. So until next time, as we're fond of saying in the 612: Burn in hell...
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