Good Morning Chitlins. Well, Chevil Knevil showed up in town this week, so it's been pretty blurry the last few mornings, and right now I have to run up to the market to buy catfood, but I wanted to remind all of you about the impending Bike Swap MEAT in the alley behind One-On-One Bicycle Studio, next Sunday September 28. It's is sponsored by Pabst Blue Ribbon, which means your thirst should be slaked by free beer. Events will include the 20" Beer Can Gran Prix, the 6-person relay race, and the infamous Coaster Brake Skid Contest. Prizes provided by PBR. 612-371-9565 for info. Lastly, if you're fans of, (to quote the Mayor of Drunkingham, Steve Smith,) "psychotic, denim-clad, all things homosexual celebrating vikings" and consider yourself a rokka roller, then I'll probably see you at the Fine Line Music Cafe on Thursday, September 25 for TURBONEGRO, on their 'Scandinavian Leather' tour. Don't miss it. that is all. -Sailor Tom