Started Tuesday morning's commute off with a broken crankarm, and this is always a harbinger of good fortune. But let''s backtrack a little bit... Spent a week in beautiful California over the Xmess hollowdaze w/the Donut Queen. Got down to Satan Cruz for a dirtbike ride w/The Mayor, The Author, & The Complayna. I had the honor of riding this slicked back Retrotec. Our tour guide, Stevil von Kinevil, admiring the local fauna... Post-ride, refreshments were procured from Stevil's temperature-controlled apartment... Later, Stevil impressed us all with his mad Townie skillz. Foot-forward is the new fixed-gear.