Bravo, One On One, for renting (wtf?) my bike to some idiot over the weekend. Said idiot crashed and scraped the brand new 105 STI lever, tore the tape, and the best part is that Geno/Ben didn't even say anything! You fukkers. (Ben, you'll get paid when I get paid-FedEx.) Thanks for the free bar tape and all the booze...anyway, this sweet 58cm Salsa La Raza is for sale at the Cykel Garage.

This, however, is NFS. Eat your heart out, Gene.

The ORANGE chrome bags are back, and we have a few WHITE ones as well. Unofficial bag of Blazing Sads. Get 'em while they're hot. Also in stock, On One Midge bars, the unofficial bar of Dave Pike/Rubber Side Dowwwn Productions.

we now return to our regulary scheduled pissing match. Kudos.