Keep your eyes peeled for a Seafoam Saab-KAR-553
Posted April 15, 2004 @ 6:06am
Minneapolis.If you see a late model Saab, license plate KAR-553, color seafoam (mint?) green, by all means, harass, harangue, and/or just fucking throttle the driver/occupants. Tonight, riding home from work around 7:30 pm near Lowry Hill these two jackoffs waited for us to cross an intersection, even though we had a stop sign and they didn't, and after we passed they turned, followed us and and as they got next to us threw a bucket of water on my back. I gave chase and caught 'em at the next corner, heaved my U-lock at the hood giving it a small dent, but what I wouldn't have given for a full on nuclear assault. I was seething, and these two frat-boys knew it as they roared away in Mommy's little monster. I wanted to break their windshield and their fucking kneecaps as well. In retrospect, it was just water, and I continued to my original destination – the liquor store for a 6er of MindBlock. No one was hurt, but why do motherfuckers think it's alright to hassle cyclists? I...