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Back from the dead

Posted August 4, 2004 @ 6:06am | by Hurl

Egads. Survived Ragbrai with Team Evil last week. The beer intake was staggering, alternating between PBR, High Life, Old Milwaukee, Beast Ice, and Old Style. 6 days of fast tempo, double paceline riding, dressed in black like Jameson Cash McGrath, once again garnered Team Evil with the Ragbrai victory. Ragbrai insiders are speculating on whether or not the Black Train of Death will return to Iowa next year, having set a new Ragbrai record for consecutive victories, but sources close to Evil said the team is looking forward to its off-season training regimen of harvesting organs and drinking whiskey...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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